okay no offense and i swear i’m out of here after this but if finland wins i will slit my wrists and bleed to death in front of the TV

okay this is the woman that SHOULD have been hosting this thing

best part so far: the extremely accurate description of Swedes in that show number thing

THREE MINUTES UNTIL EUROVISION YOU GUYS

lil’ tip for poor students who sometimes can’t afford actual food because they may or may not have spent their last pennies during a Steam sale or on Ben & Jerry’s: oatmeal is way more edible if you make it with coconut milk instead of water

Anonymous asked: Don't worry about the tooth, you're flippin' gorgeous. It's very common that the things you dislike most about yourself are the ones others find most intriguing and unique. The fact that you keep your mouth such a mystery makes me want to kiss you even harder...

(Apparently I did worry a bit too much though, I deleted the post a minute later haha, I’ve felt overly self-conscious about it since… well, for twelve years now!)

I wouldn’t say I keep my mouth a mystery, haha (is that even possible?), I mean, I just avoid smiling (in pictures). And um. Thank you?

here is a list of swedish names to convince you that you should be glad you were born somewhere else:
Hillevi
Gudrun
Åslög
Sigurd
Hjördis
Greger
Torkel
Solveig
Bengt-Arne
Sven-Åke
Kjell
Ingegärd
Rutger

I thought i lived in Sweden, not bloody Cambodia
WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE
kill me

Anonymous asked: I must apologize for disagreeing with the previous anonymous person, but you are very attractive. In fact, I started following you I think back in mid-2011, and I had to unfollow you for a few months because it upset me that I'd never actually know you. So there's a few things you didn't know!

Whoa. I’m not really sure what to say! Thank you, that’s really… sweet. And kind of sad, when you put it like that. We will probably never meet, whoever you are, but you can still know me if you’d like to - I’m quite friendly, promise.